How to kill a laptop?

How to kill a laptop?
I bought a 3 year warranty with my Dell laptop.

Mobile Lithium Ions Could Make More Efficient Batteries
Mobile phones, notebook computers, iPodsthe boom in portable computing and communications devices is dependent on rechargeable lithium-ion batteries

HP aims to cut computer energy consumption 25 pct
...personal computer maker, said on Tuesday it plans to cut the amount of energy consumed by its desktop and notebook computers by 25 percent.

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Get the Dell Inspiron 1520 Core 2 Duo 15.4″ Notebook for just $699 with free shipping. Choose Intel Core 2 Duo T5550 (1.83GHz/667Mhz FSB...